Think old car wash token got what it takes to write for Cracked. Then submit an article or some other pieces of content.
Hey, why can’t I vote on comments? Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members. If you’re already an awesome Cracked subscriber, click here to login. People say that porn has desensitized us because of its ready availability online and the increasingly creepy horrors brought to us by Rule 34. We assume a trained sexologist could literally spend years studying that magazine cover alone, without even realizing that “busty woman getting tortured by Nazis” was a whole genre of porn through the 1950s and ’60s.
And I thought these heels would be the most painful part of my day. Many sexual fantasies involve elements of control, and who better to control than someone you hate? We don’t know, it kind of seems too soon to be turning Hitler into a wank fetish. Yet, when Grandpa wanted to get freaky, Nazis were the port of call. 10 Ways to Tell if You’re Sexually Maladjusted: 1-10, you paid money for this fucking magazine. The self-test is just “Look in a mirror.
The typical elements that make up Nazi torture porn covers are threefold. You have the Nazis — one grimacing henchman and a cackling commander. There’s the ridiculously unerotic method of torture. And then there are the women themselves, who are always clearly in grave danger, yet seem only slightly miffed, like they’re dreading sitting in the middle seat on an airplane. I’m not drowning next to that bitch Janice.